Reblog if you have boobs

pipechan:

love-lives-to-hurt:

mistize:

one girl scrolled past this and woke up without boobs

Forever reblog cuz I don’t wanna wake up without boobs.

The fucking notes


proctalgia:

Sleepy pug says hello



pinkfairyarmadillo:

YALL

officialcrow:

raviez:

Fuck

Thats What U Get U Ho

officialcrow:

raviez:

Fuck

Thats What U Get U Ho


skypestripper:

when someone you barely know jokes on you

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areallybigbagofdicks:

no1twerkslikegaston:

bri-ecrit:

doyouwannabuildasnowman:

greyliliy:

space-husband:

clubpenguinsexytimes:

love-theonlyhope:

FUCKING PLOT TWIST

GOOD JOB DISNEY

NO BUT AT THIS PART IN THE MOVIE I SHOUTED “YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE” AND MY FRIEND SMACKED ME

AT THIS PART IN THE MOVIE, THIS GROWN GHETTO MAN SCREAMS “AW DAAAAAAMN” IM NOT EVEN KIDDING 

My third time seeing it a little girl just sort of whisper/screamed “What?” like her little heart couldn’t take it

My entire theatre gasped as one. It was audible. It satisfying. And amazing. <3

^Same with mine

So I have seen/heard:

- whole theaters gasping

- a mother gasping and shouting “HOW COULD YOU?” at the screen while her young kids told her to be quiet

- one boyfriend saying “HOLY SHIT, YOU DOUCHEBAG

- another boyfriend saying “…did he just…? DAMN

- yet another boyfriend saying “…ouch” with an audible wince of sympathy

- a little girl in front of me saying “…no” in a hushed, horrified voice

- and a girl around my age literally STANDING UP and screaming at the screen “YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!” while her boyfriend physically restrained her and tried to calm her down

Audience Reactions to the Hans Reveal: easily one of the best parts of seeing Frozen in the theater.

My favorite was the second time I saw it, and I heard this boy from the front row yell out “GIRL OH NO HE DID NOT”

"I FUCKING KNEW IT"

I was watching this with my RA and she stood up and goes “YOU FUCKING DOUCHE NOZZLE” 


norgaarden:

3 TIPS FOR A CUTE STOMACH
1. look at ur tummy
2. say “wow this is a cute tummy”
3. congratulations u have a cute tummy



sodamnrelatable:

today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly” 

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not-so-skeletal:

swoz:

dirtyvigilante:

falconrune:

malformalady:

This is the T2T or Tongue to Teeth toothbrush. It slips on your tongue and then you lick your teeth with to clean them.The brush has toothpaste built in and was designed to be a disposable device to clean your teeth and freshen your breath while on the go and you can’t use your hands

#one step closer to being a cat

Uhm

tHIS IS GOING TO MAKE MONEY FOR A LOT OF REASONS, AND NONE OF THEM HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH DENTISTRY

not-so-skeletal:

swoz:

dirtyvigilante:

falconrune:

malformalady:

This is the T2T or Tongue to Teeth toothbrush. It slips on your tongue and then you lick your teeth with to clean them.The brush has toothpaste built in and was designed to be a disposable device to clean your teeth and freshen your breath while on the go and you can’t use your hands

#one step closer to being a cat

Uhm

tHIS IS GOING TO MAKE MONEY FOR A LOT OF REASONS, AND NONE OF THEM HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH DENTISTRY