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thanks actuallyy


sniperdean:

I was just in the shower when the a/c kicked on and the vent in there is pointed right towards the shower, so I was blasted unexpectedly with cold air right when I was shaving my legs, and I was practically lopping off goosebumps in mid-stroke.

The sound I made could only be described as “Donald Glover playing a scene where he’s overreacting to something and running around and screaming in a high pitched voice”.


ioweyouafandom:

are you fucking kidding me

it’s edible



Reblog if you have boobs

pipechan:

love-lives-to-hurt:

mistize:

one girl scrolled past this and woke up without boobs

Forever reblog cuz I don’t wanna wake up without boobs.

The fucking notes


proctalgia:

Sleepy pug says hello



pinkfairyarmadillo:

YALL

officialcrow:

raviez:

Fuck

Thats What U Get U Ho

officialcrow:

raviez:

Fuck

Thats What U Get U Ho


skypestripper:

when someone you barely know jokes on you

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areallybigbagofdicks:

no1twerkslikegaston:

bri-ecrit:

doyouwannabuildasnowman:

greyliliy:

space-husband:

clubpenguinsexytimes:

love-theonlyhope:

FUCKING PLOT TWIST

GOOD JOB DISNEY

NO BUT AT THIS PART IN THE MOVIE I SHOUTED “YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE” AND MY FRIEND SMACKED ME

AT THIS PART IN THE MOVIE, THIS GROWN GHETTO MAN SCREAMS “AW DAAAAAAMN” IM NOT EVEN KIDDING 

My third time seeing it a little girl just sort of whisper/screamed “What?” like her little heart couldn’t take it

My entire theatre gasped as one. It was audible. It satisfying. And amazing. <3

^Same with mine

So I have seen/heard:

- whole theaters gasping

- a mother gasping and shouting “HOW COULD YOU?” at the screen while her young kids told her to be quiet

- one boyfriend saying “HOLY SHIT, YOU DOUCHEBAG

- another boyfriend saying “…did he just…? DAMN

- yet another boyfriend saying “…ouch” with an audible wince of sympathy

- a little girl in front of me saying “…no” in a hushed, horrified voice

- and a girl around my age literally STANDING UP and screaming at the screen “YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!” while her boyfriend physically restrained her and tried to calm her down

Audience Reactions to the Hans Reveal: easily one of the best parts of seeing Frozen in the theater.

My favorite was the second time I saw it, and I heard this boy from the front row yell out “GIRL OH NO HE DID NOT”

"I FUCKING KNEW IT"

I was watching this with my RA and she stood up and goes “YOU FUCKING DOUCHE NOZZLE” 


norgaarden:

3 TIPS FOR A CUTE STOMACH
1. look at ur tummy
2. say “wow this is a cute tummy”
3. congratulations u have a cute tummy



sodamnrelatable:

today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly” 

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